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Monday, June 25, 2007

So...Much...Crap...

Yeah, Yeah haven't posted in a while...shut up...

Anyways, moved the blog over here. There's way to many posts and other junk clogging up this one. I need my personal space, damnit! XP

Monday, February 12, 2007

We got off a day, and NOT FOR THE WEATHER??

PWNAGE!
HA!
Well, you see, today the heaters were all messed up in our school, so they sent us home early! Was that skill or was that skill? Yes. Yes, that was skill.
So I had nearly the WHOLE FREAKIN DAY OFF!!
WOOOOOOOOOO FURNACE MALFUNCTIONS! XD
Errrr...yeah.
I envy Evan. That had to be the best birthday present EVAH.
Anyways, not much is goin on, now.
Except Tales of Kilbridia. Which is kick ass.
Just READ IT:

Me: Hmm...I need a good idea for a fan fic...OH BECKERS HAS IDEA
Lloyd: This is never good.
Me: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM??
Lloyd: Well I was born--
Me : No, not that, dumbass. How'd you get here??
Lloyd: Flew.
Me: Rheaird?
Lloyd: WestJet
Me: Oooo...then why MY HOUSE SPECIFICALLY
Lloyd: *winpers* I have nowhere else to go...
Me: HA YOU'RE UNLOVED!!
Lloyd: Don't rub it in.
Me: Too late, I'm phoning KBTV
Lloyd: OH COM'ON
Mel: HIYA
Me: What?? What are you doing here?? You're not on my speed dial, and you're not KBTV.
Mel: They won't let me in Reggie's house...
Me: At least they're all not that stupid. Lloyd, if you're here, here's money and go buy us some pizza.
Lloyd: Fine...*mopes towards phone*
Me: ...emo.
Mel: Anyways BECKERSSSSS
Me: O.o
Mel: WHAT THE BIG IDEA YOU HAVE
Me: Well it's Tales---
Reggie: *busts down the door* YOU GET OFF THE ADDICTION NOW!!! Also, Kenny's here.
Me: Great.
Kenny: ERRRRYEEEEEEEEE
Lloyd: WTF O.O
Kenny: *jumps on Lloyd* YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
Lloyd: GET HIM OFF!! GET HIM OFF!!
Reggie:...Anyways. *takes out a FMA Manga and sits on the couch*
Mel: SO SO SO WHAT BIG IDEA
Me: We all play people in Tales of Symphonia
Lloyd: *prys Kenny off* Really? Whos gonna play me??
Kenny: I VOLUNTEER BECKERS
Me: Why me?
Kenny: ...you're the main character...?
Me:...
Mel: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE DUMBEST
Me/Lloyd: HEY!!
Me: Ung, get ONE FIFTY-SOMETHING ON A MATH TEST AND IT FOLLOWS YOU FOREVER!!!! Anyways. Main nine characters ARE AS FOLLOWS (And I'm not really counting romantic relationships. They don't matter at this point.)

Lloyd - Becka
Genis - Josh
Colette - Mel
Raine - Kevin
Kratos - Reggie (That'll be an awkward one O.O)
Sheena - Shannon
Zelos - Keating
Presea - Tyler
Regal - Jordan

Mel: WHY AM I COLETTE
Me: Because you're both ditzes
Kenny: YEAH MEL!!! GAWD...Hey, why I am the teacher?
Me: BECAUSE I HAVE ALMIGHTY POWER OVER ALL!!! I. AM. JESUS.
Lloyd: Technically, isn't Tyler Jesus?
Me: Technically, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??
Lloyd: IM WAITING FOR MY PIZZA
Me: YOU MEAN MY PIZZA
Lloyd: No, I ordered two.
Me:...GREAT. Then Read the disclaimer, bitch.
Lloyd: WHAT?
Me: HA YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!!!
Lloyd: ...WHAT THE HELL??
Reggie: Better do as she says, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Aw, sonuva...FINE linkkidd/Becka/Beckers doesn't own jack shit. Except herself... and her friends own themsleves...Kenny, why are you poking me like that...?
Kenny: ROBIN IS NOT A HOLOGRAM!!
Lloyd: IM NOT ROBIN!!! IM LLOYD!!! LLOYD IRVING!! Look, DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU??
Mel: Yeah, probably.
Lloyd:...Oh for the love of---
Josh: AND ON WITH THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Me: Not you too...

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Tales of Kilbridia

Chapter One



Okay. Time to give you the bitchin mysterious religious prolouge thing. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM.
...Right, Anyways. Basically there was a tree that supplied something called mana which EVERYONE NEEDS TO LIVE OFF OF. But then there was a war, and a bucnh of people killed each other. The tree just..umm..died...and the goddess went away and told the angels to screw each other so they could bring about the chosen who is supposed the climb a Stairway to Heaven *turns on 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zepplin* called the Tower of Salvation and become an angel and revive the goddess and tree...
And they called it something stupid like 'World Regeneration' didn't they??
..N00bs.

-----

"Becka, Wake up!!"

"BECKERRRS!!!"

WHAM!!!

"GAH!!! THAT WAS A BOTTLE, ASSHOLE!!!"
Becka let out a groan and rubbed the sore spot on her head.
"The heck was that for, Kenny??"
"You were sleeping in class."
"What do you care??"
"The school ran out of substitutes that can put up with us and put me in charge."
"W00t."
"Now PICK UP THOSE BUCKETS AND STAND UP SOME MORE!!"
Becka sighed and picked up the two buckets she was holding onto for no reason in the back of the classroom. Kenny went back to his lecture on the state of the world.
"Why am I holding onto these things, anyways?"
Kenny ignored her comment.
"Now, Josh, answer the question or I WILL END YOU."
Josh sweatropped, and stood in order to answer the question. You see, Kenny was a classroom Nazi. So this is what happened. He has decreed it so...
"Uhhhh....oh! Mithos the Hero ened the war in Kharlan!!"
"Yeah, sure what the hell. Mithos sealed away the Preps who started the freakin' war."
"But now they've come back and are causing everyone to suffer!!!" Becka butted in.
"Shut up, Becka. When the seal weakens, they come back. Noob."
"Fag."
"...Shhhhh..."
Kevin then cleared his throat, "Now, today, Melners, you're gunna get an oracle to tell you to go do..."
Mel stood up, "DEFEAT THE PREPS!!...And restore mana."
"Mmm...yeah. AND WHY DID MANA GO AWAY??"
"THE PREPS USED IT ALL IN THEIR HUMAN RANCHES~!"
"...Lavender Camel Washing Machine."
Mel turned and looked at Becka, who was asleep(again), and took the liberty to something at her.
"OOO A DIME!!!!" Becka bent over to pick up th nice, shiny dime, while a two-ton bag of bricks flew out threw the window behind her.
"Shiny dime..."Becka continued to be amused by the shiny dime.
"I WANT SHINY DIME!!!" Josh tried to jump for the dime, but Becka held it over his head.
"MY DIME!"
"NO MY DIME!!! I SAW IT FIRST!"
"NO YOU NEBER!"
"YES I DID!"
"WELL MINE NOW, BITCH!!!"
And while Josh and Becka were arguing over the awesomely shiny dime, there was a humongus flash of light, and Becka dropped the dime.
"THE LIGHT!! IT BURNS!!! AAAHHHHH MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!"
"MY DIME NOW!!!" Josh grabbed the shiny dime and ran around the classroom, cackling like a madman.
Kenny headed for the door.
"Wait, Kenny, I'll go with you!" Mel called after him.
"No way, I'm outta this hellhole!!" Kenny ran out the door,leaving the class to go mad once again. Becka let out s heavy sigh as a cry of 'They'll never catch me alive' followed by maniacal laughter echoed through the halls.
"Beckers?" Mel went up to Becka,"LETS DO SOMETHING!"
"O BECKERS HAVE IDEA!"
"..what?"
"Let's go to the temple and check and see if the oracle is here yet! I'm tired of waiting."
"YAY!!!!"
"CAN I COME??" Josh asked.
"Sure, what the hell," Mel answered.
"WOO!"
"Alright, TITANS GO!!!" Becka yelled out, "What? What are you all staring at?"
"HEY!! THAT'S MY LINE!!!" Robin yelled, hitting Becka in the back of the head.
"Where the hell did you come from??"
"...I'm looking for Slade..."
"You're one obsessed son of a bitch, aren't you?"
"Shut up."
"Riiiiiiiiiiight."
"Okay, I went through Starfire's underwear drawer again..."
"Ah! So you finally hit puberty!"
"...Uhhh, well, if she comes by, I wasn't here!" And Robin dropped a smoke bomb and dissapeared.
"That was random."

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And yes, that's all I have so far. I gotta play Maple Story, too, y'know.
And Mike's a n00b at setting up Wi-Fi. GET THE MANUALS!!! I MUST GET THE WI-FI GUY DOWN TO DO THINGS PROPERLY IN THAT HOUSEHOLD!!!
And yes, I mean Jared. He pwns u at computers. DEAL.
Well, Mike's just a BIG N00B. BIIIIIIG N00B.

Now I must go type up some other things...

:P

Mr Torraville: And why did you choose to do Lighthouses for your project, Reggie?
Reggie: Because everyone else was doing the Great Fire.
Mr Torraville: So, the only things to choose from were Lighthouses and the Great Fire.
Reggie: Yeah, pretty much.

Friday, February 9, 2007

OH MY GAWD I ACTUALLY GOT AROUND TO UPDATING

RUN ITS A SIGN OF THE APOCAMOLYPSE!!!

...Yes I'm making up words now. No, I don't care.

Much has happened in the last---HOLY CRAP!! It's nearly been two months!!! o.O
--->slacker<--- Actually, not that much of a slacker. It's just that I HAVE A WIII! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
And I've been on Maple story alot. Too much. actually, last night i made near 50k just finding stuff on my Broa account. --->

Yeah, skillz. ANGRY SKILLZ.

Anywho. Melanerrs have new computer so she can finally get online. Yay. Mercer got a Mac. And doesn't really like it. NOOB!!! It's a freakin' MAC!! Jeez, what's wrong with you, child??
If you don't want it, I'll have it, tho.
Oh. and Twilight Princess is kick ass. And so is the internet channel. now you can watch KBTV ON YOUR TV!
Trippy.
ON TO BREAKING NEWS BULLITENS

*ahem*

What the video below. NOW.

Watch it? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS???
TALES OF SYMPHONIA ANIME!!!!
The first episode of the four-part OVA is coming out in June. EVEN THOUGH I CANT WAIT THAT LONG THATS STILL AWESOME.
Bitchin' as Reggie would say.

And that brings you peeplz up to date, pretty much. Now to research Alchemy before reggie gets on my case.
"Can't you just use your Wii-ter-net?"
"NO YOU MUST DO THIS FOR ME"
"Aw, man!"

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Heyo from Trepassey-o

Damn, that title sounds gay. You know what? Homophobia is gay.
Anyways. No-one cares what I got for X-mas, so I will skip that and continue on. What? Twilight Princess and a Wiimote, but no frikkin' Wii? Dad, your a lucky soul that it's the thought that counts. : P
Oh, and Reggie, if you got one, you is a dead man. DEAD MAN!
Moving away from my sensless threats (Ha. I have fun with that) I'm now visiting my cousins in Trepassey. Wheee. Jared has a Mac. Good for him, I can always get on Mike's anyhow.
Well, right now it's officially Thursday here (the clock just turned ><), so I'm coming home....tomorrow. A.K.A. Friday. Yes, Mel. F. R. I. D. A. Y. I'd assume that you would know, seeing how much you read Harry Pot-head. Hairy Arm-pit. Oh, I got a million of those. Speaking of Harry Potter, I just finished watching the fourth movie for the second time. It kicks ass. Not as much ass as Tales of Symphonia...or Lord of The Rings...or .hack...or Teen titans....or Zelda, but you get my drift ;) And it WAS the first HP movie to be PG-13. Wheeeee. Voldemort is a creepy SOB. Wheeeee *sends Mel another Nudge* AHA! SHE ANSWERS!! ...err...where was I...? Oh YEAH. I saw my cousins Austin and Mark yesterday. Mark is like, 6 feet tall. Ha. Foresy is like, 6'4". So, HA! Yeah. Jared is even more of a computer nerd. Not surprisingally. Wait...shouldn't of said that. He reads this....oh, what the hell. Trav's friends are weird. Even weirder than mine. And people, THAT IS A STATEMENT O.O I MEAN, YOU DONT GET MUCH WEIRDER THAN THE FOOLS I HANG AROUND WITH...yes...mindless fools...*insert evil laugh here* You see, now that Mel isn't here to smack me upside the head, I can go a phsyco as I--*Gets smacked upsaide the head by Mel* "Where the hell did you come from??" "UR MUDDER!!! *runs off*" ...Oooooookay.... Holy smutzorz, all Travis wants to do is play freakin board games...Man. And people say my Tales addiction is bad. ...Alright, it is. Shut up. ...Lousy ingrates... Well, right now Jared is at a LAN party....so, well, good for hm. Trav has his face buried in a book (Jebus, what else is new) and I'm typing like mad on the computer. I'm gonna be back in town on Friday, and shut the hell up Tyler. Jeez. You stupid Heffa---DAMN IM NOT GONNA SAY IT!! STUPID MELANIE!!! Gawd, I wants to get home soon. I miss you guys ;'( Except Kevin. There's no love for Kevin.
"Lacey, is any of this legal?"
"Hmm...No"
-Mel and Lacey

Thursday, December 14, 2006

There'll be more later ><

Okay, first of all, pictures from today are Here
Videos may be put up later on. Right now, I'm just REALLY lazy, and My internet's a spazz.
Yeah internets being a REALLY slow son of a bitch. YS I SAID YOU!! *pulls out shotgun*

...meanie...

Anyways. Maybe later, I will put more up. For now...FOOD

Friday, December 8, 2006

Hey, This thing still exists?

Yah, I know, I'm a slacker. Deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.
Firstly, I gots big news. OMEGA NEWS!!! Okay, I've been watchin Pani Poni Dash again. Quiet you.
Firstly. OVER ONE THOUSAND VIEWS!!!

OH MY BAJEBUS!
*gasp*
Right.
Click here to watch 'Kilbride-TV-Retrospective'
That's half-an-hour of KBTV fun, though. Watch at your own risk.
Oh, and last but not least.
Yeah, Filefront! XD
I live a sad and lonely life and---GAWD TYLER WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!! Yes, I'm BUSY I don't want to see your drawing.
*eyeroll* Right. Where was I?
OH yeah.
Today was awesome. We ordered a pizza for lunch. Again. Myself, Kenny, and Tyler. Wahay!
Meat lovers from Hobo's, as usual. Man, we have fun with that. We ate it in the Music Room, we did. But not without Mel and Josh coming in to big us. Mel wasn't feeling well and when she took a sip of Pepsi I was like.
"OH NO NOW WE'LL ALL GET HERPES!!"
Yeah, Wtf
So, um, a little while later, we went all over the school trying to find a new hang-out. We were unsucessful, though. Last period was fun because we had Tech and we sat in the back, (We meaning Me, Reggie, Russel, and Tone. Tracey was just....there o.O) and made fun of th Movie we were watching.
"YOU KILLED SANTA CLAUS!!! YOU MURDERER!!!"
Wheeeeee!
And we drew birds on the bus coming home. Glee.
Yes we have problems. We deal with them in our own special ways.
Anyways, I had to go get my hair cut. At Sears. *eyeroll go here*
I managed to use Dad's sense of humour to keep Mom's colleagues entertained. I've had practice.
Then I went to check out Bluenotes and ZELDA TEES!!! Duuude! There's a Majora's Mask one, a Wind Waker one, one with just Link on it and A Link to the Past one. I got the Wind Waker and Link to the Past ones. YAY!!
AND SWEET HOLY BAJEEBUS I GOT TO POKE A WII!!!
YES!!!
I GOT TO POKE A WII!!
"Uh...Kid, what are you doing...?"
"CAN I TOUCH IT?!?!?"
"That's DS, not Wii."
"...CAN I TOUCH IT?!?!?"
"Yeah, sure, what the hell."


Ha. Stupid EB Games store clerk.
Anyays. I'm sorta done here now. Really bored. ...*runs*

Hm. Aparantly that snail carries a brewery - Kenny

Friday, November 10, 2006

9 Days Untill Wii

Wahay!

Okay, I know I said that I'd have a rant about Wii vs Xbox vs PS3, but I'm not moody enough right now. Wiiiiiiiii.
Anyways, here's a VIDEO of Wii and Zelda on the FREAKIN PRODUCTION LINE!!!
*gasp*

Err, right. I shall move on.
Err, today we had a Religion test. Don't know why. Not like it's a core subject. Anyways. During class, Mercifur asked if I wanted to help out with the Remembrance Day assembly today. I said yeah, so at Recess we went to the gym, no Mr. Martin, but BRANDON BRODERS.
O■O -OMFG-
So he's a prefect now. ^.^ Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Go little minion...GO FORTH AND---...what? Oh, right. getting back on track. I applied to the job, and then we caught Reggie spying on us...Metal Gear Solid style....
Reggie: *Pops out from under cradboard box* ITS SHOWTIME!
...Yeah, that WAS weird.
Anyways, come lunch time, I hitched a ride with Merc and his dad and we went to Rotten Ronnie's for lunch. XP
Then we got back and Me and Merc went to help backstag for the assembly, also meaning that we got to miss the entire afternoon of classes!! : D
AND I GOT TO PLAY WITH A SMOKE MACHINE IN THE PROCESS!!!
Yay!!!
Merc played with curtians. Wheeeeeee.

...Yeah, I got nuffin.